Perfect for a Monday morning, today's topic, submitted by:
Michael K
Michael K"Why you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Keep honking. I'm reloading.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Why you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
X-Stina is wondering who cashed her reality check?
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Zoo's are a wonderful place to reconnect with the family.
Thanks to Michael for that fun topic!
Look for tomorrow's topic...thanks to Anna
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Keep honking. I'm reloading.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Why you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
X-Stina is wondering who cashed her reality check?
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Zoo's are a wonderful place to reconnect with the family.
Thanks to Michael for that fun topic!
Look for tomorrow's topic...thanks to Anna
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